Oh yes, the Reading Festival by Michelle

Holidays

F: “Can she see us?”

B:”no she has that thing up near her face.”

F: “Can she hear us?”

B:”No deaf as a post.”

F:”So how did the booking at the Reading Festival go?”

B: “Well I found mamas credit card & tried to book. The woman said that she could not hear me cos there was a lot of barking.  How else am I meant to communicate?”

F: “So we are not going?  How is the trip to Finland panning out?”

B: “Similar barking issues however have found a cage to stuff mamma in.  Have you found the euros & passports?”

F:”Yes found the Euros however still need to find the passports?”

B: “So where are the Euros?”

F:”Oops, may need to use the hose pipe.”

B:”What do you mean?  You haven’t eaten them?”

F:”Em well. I had a chew moment & since I cannot find the Euros I think we need the hose pipe.”

B:”Oh no!”

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