Oh yes, the Reading Festival
F: “Can she see us?”
B:”no she has that thing up near her face.”
F: “Can she hear us?”
B:”No deaf as a post.”
F:”So how did the booking at the Reading Festival go?”
B: “Well I found mamas credit card & tried to book. The woman said that she could not hear me cos there was a lot of barking. How else am I meant to communicate?”
F: “So we are not going? How is the trip to Finland panning out?”
B: “Similar barking issues however have found a cage to stuff mamma in. Have you found the euros & passports?”
F:”Yes found the Euros however still need to find the passports?”
B: “So where are the Euros?”
F:”Oops, may need to use the hose pipe.”
B:”What do you mean? You haven’t eaten them?”
F:”Em well. I had a chew moment & since I cannot find the Euros I think we need the hose pipe.”
B:”Oh no!”

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